Kicking himself for missing out on a potentially lucrative financial opportunity, local man Keith Towers reportedly realized ...

President Trump banned news outlets CNN, MS NOW, and Politico from participating in the White House press pool, citing what ...

CHICAGO—Granting the public permission to disregard the organization’s previous recommendations, American Medical Association officials announced this week that huge biceps were now the only thing ...

A 74-year-old hunter was arrested on felony manslaughter charges after fatally shooting a woman whom he mistook for a deer.

WASHINGTON—Declaring the military fortifications an urgent matter of national security, President Donald Trump on Monday ...

Asserting that He’d had “enough of the drama,” the Lord God, Creator of Heaven and Earth, shocked fans Tuesday by announcing His abrupt departure from The Secret Lives Of Mormon Wives. “Though this ...

Expressing shock at how much time he’d been wasting on the mindless activity, local Amish man Eli King was reportedly ashamed to learn Tuesday that he typically logs more than five hours of horse time ...

PHOENIX—Carefully noting several mistakes he’d made while typing up what would ultimately be the worst mistake of his ...

Cursing himself for ever thinking “this museum thing” was a good idea, a frantic George Lucas was reportedly hosing a wasp nest out of R2-D2 Monday ahead of the public opening of his new Museum of ...

A new type of tiger cat that’s smaller than a house cat was discovered in the Bolivian cloud forest, marking the first time ...

Admitting that he was completely at a loss over what he could possibly add, NSFW artist Caleb Driscoll told reporters Monday that he was struggling to improve upon the raw sexuality of the regular ...

After divvying up a Bud Light six-pack and soggy Subway sandwiches purchased at an I-87 rest stop, a glum group of tailgaters ...