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Innovative: ‘The New York Times’ Has Announced Their Subscriptions Will Now Be Billed On A Sliding Scale Based On How Likely Someone Is To Remember That They’re Still ...

As companies struggle to find profitable revenue models in the ever-changing digital landscape, one iconic journalistic entity is pursuing a novel and logical solution: The New York Times has ...
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We Asked 22 Cemetery Workers To Describe The Stupidest Ghost They Ever Encountered

We asked 22 cemetery workers to open up about the stupidest ghost they’re ever encountered on the job. 1. Fernando Pascal – “I have been at this for almost 25 years and I have never seen a ghost.” 2.
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We Tried A $7 Fat Bastard Impersonator Vs. A $7 Million Fat Bastard Impersonator

Why Is He Doing This? The Veterinarian Singing To This Family About How He Had To Launch Their Cat Into Space Is Clearly Josh Groban In A Disguise Life At A Website: ClickHole’s Daily Routine Life At ...
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Are You Hog Enough To Live With The Pigs?

Think you’re really pork enough to wallow in slop? The hogs won’t accept just anyone. Published in Quiz More from Quiz More posts in Quiz » ...
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Will You Get A Visit From Santa Claus Or Puzzle Man This Christmas?

Christmas! The smell of gifts is in the air, and the world is wet with the syrup of the season. Today we celebrate the day when the boy Jesus was born in a donkey’s prison. Christmas is the time when ...
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Healthcare In Decline: A Nurse At This Sperm Clinic Just Handed A Donor A Cup, A Ketchup Packet, And A Low-Res Printout Of Lois Griffin In A Bikini

From long wait times to skyrocketing insurance costs, the healthcare system in the richest country in the world continues to degrade in myriad ways. The latest writing on the wall that our healthcare ...
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Stepping Up Security: CVS Has Announced They’re Going To Open Fire On Anyone Who Tries To Come Into CVS

One of America’s largest retail corporations just made a huge policy change that reveals the sad state of our society: CVS has announced that they’re going to open fire on anyone who tries to come ...
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Major Win For The Indecisive: This Gas Pump Offers A ‘Maybe’ Option When It Asks If You’d Like A Receipt

This is such a huge win for indecisive people. If you haven’t decided whether you want a receipt for gas or not, this gas pump will let you select ‘maybe’ to reflect your uncertainty. We hope this ...
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Fuck Yeah: Hanukkah In June

No fucking way we’re waiting until December. Hanukkah is now in June, baby! It’s Hanukkah in June! Light the menorah, don your swimsuit, and get ready to celebrate eight days of summertime fun! When ...
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An Oasis Of Belts Awaits Once You Traverse This Desert Of Loose Pants

Be strong! The belt oasis awaits you, but there will be a long, harrowing journey through the desert of loose pants before you reach it. It’s just ill-fitting bottoms as far as the eye can see out ...
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Whoa: This Pigeon That Gets To Have Its Nest Inside The Big Bright ‘O’ In This Liquor Store Sign Must Be The Pigeon Version Of A Billionaire

If you’re walking by Tradewind Liquors in downtown Chicago any time soon, be sure to look up to get a glimpse at a level of wealth and luxury most of us can only dream of: This pigeon that gets to ...
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5 Reasons To Love Summer (NO AI)

Summer isn’t a time to be in the house—it’s a time to reconnect with nature. And look, we know that sentence construction is extremely characteristic of AI, but we actually wrote it ourselves. And ...