Ugh. Heartbreaking doesn’t even begin to describe the story you’re about to read: Everyone thinks this man uses a flip phone to avoid the pitfalls of smart phones but it’s actually just because he’s ...

Money can buy you a lot of things, but it can’t buy you taste. Case in point: this girl makes like $200K but her home still looks like shit. Just heartbreaking. Although 38-year-old Rebecca Childers ...

Flouting tradition, you throw yourself into making proteins. You go on to become the most prolific thing ever to have lived on the thing, in terms of proteins made. After 16 minutes of protein ...

We all like to think that God loves us, but there’s one guy living on Earth right now who is clearly God’s #1 favorite: This man is a devout Christian, Muslim, AND Jew. Yep, you gotta think Yahweh/The ...

As companies struggle to find profitable revenue models in the ever-changing digital landscape, one iconic journalistic entity is pursuing a novel and logical solution: The New York Times has ...

One of the most beautiful things about chickens is that they are unable to speak because they evolved wrong. This means that anything you say to a chicken remains a secret forever. If you want to wish ...

When did the world go wrong? When did we stop being nice to each other? When and just how did people get so evil? Surely, there are many causes, but you’d be hard-pressed to find a guiltier culprit in ...

Be strong! The belt oasis awaits you, but there will be a long, harrowing journey through the desert of loose pants before you reach it. It’s just ill-fitting bottoms as far as the eye can see out ...

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Any ‘Boy Meets World’ fan knows that the beloved teacher Mr. Feeny is the beating heart of this classic sitcom. Some of the show’s greatest moments involved Mr. Feeny teaching Cory Matthews and his ...

Do not weep when we tell you of this sudden passing, but rather rejoice and give thanks, because a cherished friend has departed from this world for a most joyful reunion with our Creator: The horse ...

Welcome, one and all, to a very special text-only rendition of Robin Thicke’s “Blurred Lines” as performed by Jojo Siwa and the Queer Elders Choir of Baltimore! Everybody get up Everybody get up (hey, ...